Showing posts with label The Pretty In Pimp One. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Pretty In Pimp One. Show all posts

Friday, 21 January 2011

So, What can you get for a Hundred Quid?

Well, I have to admit I'm a little disappointed that I'm so predictable. I did indeed spend what 'Jooky' time I had yesterday creating a homage to Japan/My Bloody Valentine/Fugazi/Talk Talk and anybody else that makes weird beepy noises. God Speed My Silver Black Mounted Plastic Zion, and all that. That was using that there Line 6 Pod Studio thing, and it was a whole lot of fun.

(Don't worry I won't inflict it on you.)

Other than that though, the only news of the day was that The Crowley One got it's first coat of lacquer, and more of interest the Music Radar annual £100 Challenge is now officially a go-er.

This I did last year, and the basic idea is that you have to build a guitar spending no more than £100 on parts/finishing materials and all that bobbins. This year it is running between 1st February and 1st March, so I need to get my thinking cap on.

My entry last year (and only two people actually completed I think) was of course the Velvet and bling covered Pretty In Pimp One, with it's twin Gibson P100s, gold painted 10" record scratchplate and jazzy tailpiece.

This year?

Well, I don't know, but it should be something different to my Jooky norm I think.

Hmmm...what to do, what indeedy to do?

I don't know actually.

Friday, 28 May 2010

I Know It's Sooo Very Wrong..

I do.

I know it is wrong to self-aggrandise or generally preen in public
people hate you for it
rightly.

But Rob, the chap I had a coffee with earlier this week as I delivered The Pretty In Pimp One to him, very nicely let me know what he thought of the most off-the-planet-never-mind-wall guitar we've made to date.

What he had to say was:

"The Pimp is all I could have wished for - I love it! Great vibe, dirty sound and I think it makes me look cooler than a very cool person!"

And that is good enough for me..

Cool is as cool does...la la la

Wednesday, 19 May 2010

Dust Biting

Well, another one gone - as the Pretty In Pimp one was bought by somebody just down the road - and so once again we have nothing to sell in this Emporium of ours.

No matter, the journey is the key and all that. Destinations are no fun at all.

So next, of course, I am hoping to finish the Beano One. Still waiting for a pickup to show up for that, and starting to wonder whether I should look for an alternative..but there we are.

The Glistery One is pretty done, just needs to be wired up and we are there.
 Not that I see that one ever being available to buy.
It kinda sums up Jooky in a way,
and I figure that maybe I should keep it.

Time will tell though...

After that?

Well, guitars are still grabbing me at the moment and I fancy doing a Strat type with a twist next.
A single humbucker or maybe another P90 would be nice - I am addicted.

Something cool, groovy, trippy or whatever.

Monday, 17 May 2010

Why does life get more surreal?

It's odd, how things happen. As I mentioned the other day, our little Pretty In Pimp One was getting a bit of a pelting over at the Telecaster Fan Club Forums, and I thought it would be fun to pop in there and say hello.

Why do this when rising-above-it-all, would be the obvious and corporate thing to do?

Well, for one all this Jooky stuff isn't about such things, and so I said hello.

Don't get me wrong, I didn't go in all guns ablaze, and I didn't see it as a way of convincing the purists that they were wrong and my way was the right way.

Each to their own, something I seem to say a lot recently, and there we are.

As it happened, it worked out pretty nicely. People asked questions, I answered them and even if they still prefer their Tele's au natrel, I think - hope - that maybe a couple of them could see where I was coming from. It doesn't really matter, but there we are. I certainly didn't expect anybody to buy the guitar...

Anyway, without diving into the Telegraph letters page, imagine my surprise when the admin of the forum informed me that I had broken all of their rules as they don't allow trading on their site. Fair enough, but I did point out that this emporium doesn't actually sell a lot and, well, whatever.

So basically it is OK to talk about me having a screw loose and everything else, but if I answer I'm a salesman.

Heh ho.

What is nice though, is that I got to see what some of the forums members have been upto, and one chap in particular is making some paisley teles, which look likely to be beautiful. I hope he finishes them.

It did set me thinking though, and that is another difference. See, beautiful though his work is, it will only ever be his version of the Fender original. It might be a better guitar, and it may have a nicer finish, but it will be a homage to another guitar. And if he put a Fender decal on the headstock, well, it would look like the real deal.

But still wouldn't be.

The difference of course, is that the Jooky ones aren't meant to be like that - and this isn't an exercise in self-deluded- justification - they are meant to be something vaguely original.

And we all know where that leads, don't we?

Sunday, 16 May 2010

Oh Dear..

Well, I'm sorry to say that I seem to have upset the sensibilities of some of the members of the Telecaster club with my Pretty In Pimp One, and apparently

"They have to figure out a way to stop these retards getting hold of guitars."

 "This guy has a blog as well. He is clearly has a screw loose. It seems there are lots of nut jobs in the guitar world."

"We should all pitch in and buy it just so we can burn it."

and my personal fave:

"Guys with bad taste making guitars for guys with bad taste. I guess even guys with bad
taste need guitars. Most cynical guitar and cynical guitar site ever. But if a buzzard
had an upset stomach all over a guitar, I suppose someone would buy it."

Which is shame, if rather funny. There are a couple of people who get the whole idea, but there we are.

All of which means it is probably a good job that The Glistery One is based on a knackered old Strat clone - unless the loyalty goes as far as all Fenders, I don't know.

Anyway, I've refinished the top after my milky lacquer cock-up, and I think it looks better now...

Better stay away from the acolytes of the Strats forums for a while, mind you.



I do like the idea of a guitar burning though, but perhaps I should check to see whether the Velvet cloth covering The Pretty In Pimp One has a Kite Mark first.

I'd hate it all to get toxic.

Friday, 9 April 2010

Pimp, now appearing on ebay

In case anybody was wondering where I had put it, The Pretty In Pimp One is now up and on t'Bay, where you can make an offer and all that...

I know it is sad, but giving myself the rule that I have to flog whatever we make here, I know, makes sense, but it can be bloomin' 'ard, telling ya.

Don't feel you have to buy it yet, if you see what I mean.

You can find it on eBay HERE

Wednesday, 7 April 2010

Sold: The Pretty In Pimp One

The Pretty In Pimp One is a concept.

It is a concept and a tribute all at the same time. It was an idea and a ‘thing’ that had been bouncing around the back of my head for a long age.

At one point it was going to be a song, but I soon realised that that wouldn’t work.
I mean, like, doh.

Next it was going to be a book, but I never really had the time to write it.

In the end I realised that it had to be a guitar, or maybe a sculpture.
Something visual that I could split into two halves.

It had to be visual, because The Pretty In Pimp One is a snapshot of a time long ago. It is based on a question and answer, something a brave musician needed to know, a cry for help – and another artist’s response, with a curling little sneer.

Two different people, two different aesthetics. Revolution and fire and anger and the knowing fashion of the pimp.

In the seventies, Marvin Gaye, then a squeaky-clean songster, like a puppet on a string, cut his chords, broke out and looking at the passion, fire and violence on the streets, turned his career on it’s head by asking

‘What’s Going On?’.

This was radical before such things became soundbites, political before that meant, well, percentage points. It was real and it was pure revolution baby.

The answer came from an unlikely source, from Sly and The Family Stone. They responded to Gaye’s question with a simple statement,

‘There’s A Riot Going On.’

Where Gaye had stripped his art down to it’s tortured, scorched nerve endings, Stone glammed it like some latter day pimp.

He brought revolution with a smile, a cynical dance, fluffy velvet and bouncing rhythms, gyrating with a core of cold steel.

Gaye and Stone
Two artists.
Two polar flipsides of a coin.

The Pretty In Pimp One is designed to reflect their approaches, scorched and stained for Gaye, gaudy gold and velvet for Stone.

The fire of revolution and the very real, knowing cynic.

To be clear, The Pretty In Pimp One is an utterly unique instrument, and there will never, ever, be another made. It is signed and numbered, entirely handmade and finished and cool as a conga-load-of polar bears.

If you want it, if you want a guitar that is so utterly unique that people will do double-takes and fall down stairs and generally act as though they are in a Carry-On movie whenever you play it, you can. But you had better be quick.


This Item has been Sold - Sorry about that.


Technical Stuff:

Type: Leona’s Groovy Guitar

Output: Two Genuine Gibson P100 Pickups

Guitar Type: Customised Fender Telecaster-type guitar.

Construction: Cloth over wood

Strings: Rotosound Flatwound

Output: ¼” Guitar Lead

Controls: Volume and Tone. Three-way pickup selector switch.

Scratchplate: Gold record Scratchplate, made from a 10" Vinyl Single

Setup: The guitar has been set-up to be played as a Slide Guitar.


Special Stuff: Certificate of Authenticity, Builder Signed and Numbered, All Wrapped with our Trademark Jooky Wrapping.

Serial Number: JGE#8

Made: 4th April 2010


RSP: £299 incl. P&P in the UK.

Pimping The Pimp

Well, now that the Challenge is over, I've been able to spend a wee bit of time on replacing all of the parts I skimped on last week, and it feels a lot tighter now that I have, especially with the new Wilkinson tuners which are rock solid, and a better bridge and set of spindly twirly bits beneath.

On top of that, I've rewired with new wire, put a better Les Paul-esque switch to good use and invested wisely in some lovely new pots. Not a crickle or a crackle in sight, or sound.

Just to really set it off, I'm about to order a nice Tweedy case for it, and also one of those Diamond Bottlenecks I was talking about before.

I have also been pondering about having it purely as a slide guitar, and I know that if I come to try and flog it - as I no doubt will - this will be a bit limiting, but it just sounds so right, and I don't think I've ever had as nice a slide sound as this. After spending an hour on the Pimp One I went and tried playing something slippy on my Jazzmaster and it just doesn't work as well.

Don't get me wrong, the action is high but you can still fret a note.

We'll see anyway.

The big question though, is what do I make next...?

Sunday, 4 April 2010

Introducing "The Pretty In Pimp One"

Well, it's the end of the £100 Challenge today and I seem to have just about snuck in before the end, with a burned and battered-looking slide box of a guitar - The Pretty In Pimp One.

I'll give  better day-lit photos later, but here it is and I have to say it is a stunning one to play...and it sounds absolutely raw.

For the record:

The Donor guitar was a Telecaster Clone. Maple Neck and some rock-solid hardwood body.

The Neck has been shaped, and rough oiled and generally burned to give an impression of smoke-staining with a touch of revolution around the edges.

The Body has been covered with Green Velvet, soft on the front and back, rock solid and rough as hell on the sides.

The Hardware is gold, a Jazzy bridge  and ABR tailpiece, six neat little tuners, which with the gold explains the Family Stone counterpoint, to Marvin Gaye's revolutionary call.

The Scratchplate is made from a 10" Vinyl Single, painted gold and melted strategically to let the pickups, switch, pots and jack to peep through.

The Pickups are Genuine Gibson P100s which sound immense, far better than I hoped.

The action is crazy high, set-up for slide and tuned to Open G.

The Strings are Flatwound Rotosound 12s.

The Name is burned into the headstock, with love.

As I said before, this was meant to be a bit of a concept - mixing revolution's fires with the fun '70s kitsch of a pimp's livery. I think it has ended-up something a wee bit special, and even with my rudimentary slide skills, it sound quite frankly incredible.

And yes, I think I'm allowed to say that..

Saturday, 3 April 2010

Grand Unveiling

Well, tomorrow is the last day of the £100 Challenge, and I'm already thinking about how to best introduce my finished entrant, The Pretty In Pimp One, to the world. It doesn't seem barely a month ago that I was looking at the pile of bobbins on my right, *sniff*. They grope so fast these days.

But thinking about the point of this post, I have actually got a box of fireworks somewhere, so that is an option. and I do know that the local village hall is free after an unfortunate incident meant that they had to cancel the spring fair. Something about being unable to find a traditionally required virgin or other.

The other thing is, of course, that as I still haven't finished it, I'd better get me finger out. Obviously, the eBay muppet and non-seller of 10" singles hasn't delivered, but I have been lucky enough to fin a fella via Freecycle who will give me some old 78s. The only downside of this is that they are made of Shellac - which I guess is sort of like Bakelite, and might shatter. So that will be a voyage of discovery.

Other than that though, it should be do-able, and if the worst happens I can use my last attempt. It does still look pretty good to me anyway, and I guess I'm just looking for the extra 1-per-cent, blah blah & blah.

One good thing is that West Brom played and won last night, so I won't be pacing around wondering about that... Boing and boing, as they say.

Anyway, a chilled out tune for the day..another old fave from The Mekons and 'Ghosts of American Astronauts'

Friday, 2 April 2010

To burn or no to burn

After the Paisley-in-the-post fiasco - thanks again for that DHL - I decided that I should break a habit of a lifetime and buy hardcases for my guitars, instead of going for the gigbag-in-the-corner and fingers-crissed, approach.

At least for the good ones.

Anyway, thinking about The Pretty In Pimp One, which I have been quite a lot, I decided that getting a case for it might be a good idea. I'm not saying I'm going to sell it, but a velvet finish isn't something I want my brats having jammy-fingered access to, if you see what I mean.

Worse, it tends to be Marmite around here.

Anyway, I've been-a-looking, and decided that it really has to be something tweedy and/or gaudy...so if anybody knows where to find such a thing - either burnt looking or pimped-to-the-max, I don't mind either, I'd be mucho pleased to hear from you.

I like this one from Gear4Music- though it is for a Les Paul, and not big enough for a Tele, I don't think.

Maybe I should do LP next time around, so I can use that sort of case.

Heh ho

Wednesday, 31 March 2010

Like The Wind, I Ching

Well, I had a good hard talk to myself and decided that finishing something for once, would make more sense than picking a new direction, yet again.

As a result then, The Pretty In Pimp One will be a double P100 ensemble, and that is that.

Decision made.

To make sure that this is so very it, I've wired everything up - reliable switch from Axesrus worked first time, teach me to go cheapo on t'bay - and everything works, and is ready to go.

Well, apart from my 10 inches of vinyl delight, which is yet to show up, which is bugging me a wee bit, I have to say, and means I am scratchplate-less.

But there we are, once that arrives it shouldn't take too long at all.

And if the geezer on eBay doesn't deliver, I'll just have to go with the one I've got and revamp at leisure.

Which would be a shame, but I can't be arsed hitting the charity shops to look for any more records.



Coming to the end of yet another month of dithering, I'm looking forward to what I do next.
There are the amps and FX, of course, which I really must get on top off, but I'm enjoying the guitars at the moment, and have a couple of ideas I want to follow through on.

As for what is next then, hard to say. I'll see how I feel next week.

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

I know this is probably getting really tedious, but...

...I'm going to say it anyway.

I'm waiting for a new - 10" - bit of vinyl to show up, for what will have to be my final scratchplate for the Pimped One. Now, firstly it didn't arrive yesterday or today when I thought it was being sent on Saturday, so I'm twitchy as there are only a receding number of fewish days left if I'm going to complete the challenge, for what it matters.

Worse though, it gives me chance to think and more to the point, ponder and ultimately this usually ends-up with my changing my mind.

Dangerous, times.

And what brings this to mind, that it suddenly dawned on me that the reason said guitar has never quite hit the spot for me, is maybe because I may have got it wrong somehow.

Maybe, just possibly, I shouldn't have been looking at a couple of soapbars, but instead should have gone for a single dogear.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not convinced, and I haven't got a dogear to try, but....

Well, we'll see.

Monday, 29 March 2010

Bugged

Well, spent some time this morning wiring the Pretty In Pimped One up, couple of P100s, one volume, one tone knob, and a lovely Les Paul-style three-way-switch.

Pretty simple, you have to agree.

Absolutely nowt to go wrong.

Easie-and-a-peasie.

So why doesn't the bridge pickup work, eh?
The neck one does, the pots do, no ground problems.
Traced everywhere around with the multimeter thing I've never really understood.
But still...

Sod all.

Finally,  realise that it is the switch itself.
The brand new, straight out of the pack
switch.
Doesn't, well, 'switch'.
I even swapped the pickups to the opposite terminals
and now the neck one doesn't work.

Not happy.
A switch
I ask you.

Friday, 26 March 2010

Final Furlong?

Well, obviously, when I came to wire the Pretty In Pimp One, I was always going to realise that I was missing a couple of parts that might come in handy, wasn't I?

So, ordered they are - pennies from the 'net, or a budget-blowing-tenner from the local music shop - so I'll have to wait until Monday now to solder everything in place.

I should be within budget though - by pennies - which is nice, although I'm glad postage and finishing materials are out of the mix as I would have failed dismally.

So, in summary - mainly because I changed my mind so often, this is what the world has been waiting for:

Body & Neck came from a donor Tele-a-like. Nice quality for the price, and after selling all of the other bits that came with it the Net cost was £9.

Tuners: Gold ones. I had bought some Wilkinson ones, but ended-up using some that I was given for nowt . They aren't great and I will upgrade them post-challenge, but they should work well enough for now and kept me within budget - so thanks to Tom for those.

ABR Bridge and Tailpiece: £26 from Axesrus. I wanted something off the wall for a Tele and these gave me that gaudy feeling in excelsis.

Pair of Gibson P100 soapbar pickups £50 from eBay. Still not sure that I won't end-up with just one pickup on this, but that will be later or if I realise I've blown the budget and somehow forgotten.

Vinyl LP for the scratchplate, this was my own but for due diligence I had a look in a local charity shop and they had the same one for 50p

2 x Pots £2.20 from Axesrus

LP Style switch £1.99 from eBay

Strap Pins, String Trees, Screws scrounged

So as finishing materials don't count, although the cloth was a shiny sterling pound tops , and neither do strings I think the total spend was actually £89.70

Lovely. Though I hate too think how much time was spent, never mind how much I blew on things I didn't use in the end, postage and coffee whilst I pondered.

I do have to admit, that as I have a week left before this has to be officially complete, I might blow the rest of the budget on electronic gubbins and try and do something a bit flashy...we'll see.


The foto? oh, just the body with the LP scratchplate placed on...

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Another Day, Another Donut

Well, obviously, the other day's euphoria at making a decision over the scratchplate - pickguard for our American readers, hi y'all - has given way to another change of mind. You see, I was pleased enough with it, but not, like, pleased enough, if you see what I mean.

I decided then to have another go, and that has been this morning's job. Another record bites the dust, but there you go. There were a couple of reasons for this Volte Mush, as cockernees say in Germany:

Firstly I decided that I would rather use a Les Paul type of pickup selector, rather than the Jaguar-esque slider that I had planned to go with. This was mainly because I wanted something that was a bit more on the solid side, but also because I'd used a slider on the Paisley One, and lets face it, life is too short to get in those sort of ruts.

Secondly, I just didn't like the shape. It didn't look enough like a record, too much had been taken away.

So there we are, and I am happier with the new one. The pickups and bridge pop through the plate and the record is as near intact as I could make it. The melted vinyl effect around the pickups looks better with them being surrounded too.

Other than that then, I did forget to put the screw holes in, which is a slight inconvenience, but I can do that once the paint has dried I guess.

As far as the putting-it-together goes,, the body is being readied for such interfacing at the moment and I'm aiming to have the electrics wired and ready to pop in tonight. Hopefully then, it should be playable this week, or maybe next Monday, depends how things go.


For the people who are waiting not-very-patiently for the Sophie's I've been promising, apologies, but they will be here when they arrive. The girl is always worth the wait though.

Monday, 22 March 2010

Making a Gold Record Scratchplate - Jooky Style

Well, after much messing around with cloth and velvet and suede, I thought I'd try a different approach to the whole scratchplate idea and go back to the basic idea of the guitar.

You see, we're into the last weekish of the challenge, and I've kind of gone off on tangents, as per, and so I thought it was time to go back to what the 'concept' was in the first place.

Now, I know I haven't really explained before, but with the 'Pimp One' I wanted to do some kind of tribute to the question and answer that went on between Marvin Gaye and Sly and The Family Stone in the Seventies, mainly because it was a volatile and interesting time, and in both cases they produced amazing records.

What I'm talking about is Marvin Gaye recording and releasing 'What's Going On?' - something political coming from somebody who had been seen as our standard, 'pop' act, if a really good one, that signalled a change in music and the power it had to convey what was going on, on the ground, without the hideaway easiness of the Sixties metaphors.

This was revolution, and very much symptomatic of the times, and without sounding like a dodgy NME retrospective was pretty much incredible.

As for Sly and his merry band, they answered Gaye's question with a statement of their own, the album 'There's A Riot Goin' On' complete with Stars and Stripes on the cover. This signalled a less stark approach but with words and ideas that captured the mood, even while the groove made you shake you thang

Coming back to 'The Pretty In Pimp One', I wanted this guitar to kind of capture that. On one hand it would be scorched by revolution's fires, and yet on the other it would have the whole Family Stone, pimp-esque livery of crushed velvet and gold.

This I've tried to do - the neck is tarnished and literally scorched, while the body is covered in velvet and the fittings are heavy gold.

The scratchplate though, what to do there?

Finally though, it sank in and so today I've made something that I hope will join the two sides together.

I've taken an old LP, and roughly melted a shape out of it using my trusty and now rather messy pyrography tool, gouged holes for the pickups, pots and switch and then with a nod toward two fantastic albums, painted it gold.

I like to imagine that this is how Time Life make their Best-of collections.

Anyway, you can't really see from the foto, but it does rather look like somebody had butchered a 'gold record', which was the point of all of this. It is drying at the moment, but I'll put it together later this week, let you see whether it works or not for yourself.

p.s. Yes, it was a U2 record, but what the hell, eh? Nobody is more, err, revolutionary than Che Bono

Friday, 19 March 2010

Frustrating Week

Well, it started so brightly - nice little pile of Sophie's ready to be put into tins and things, The Paisley One en-route to pastures new and The Pretty In Pimp One well on it's way to going together.

Then I managed to put my back out a wee bit, abseiling in Snowdonia.
Silly really, but it was that final 300 foot drop for the cameras that did it.

OK, maybe not.
I did rick my back but  it was stretching for something on a high shelf in the pantry.
Not so glam, yet
still bloomin' painfilled,
my days have proved.

Anyway, what it meant was that sitting to solder or drill was out, so no tins of fuzz just yet, so I concentrated on sorting the scratchplate for The Pimpy One...and what a mare that has been.

Basically, this was the first attempt.

It is faux suede, meant to be golden in hue,
and soft of touch
but looked a bit dowdy to me
and apparently like a piece
of cardboard to others.

It was also quite big, and I wanted something smaller.


Next idea then was to get some gold coloured velvet, which I did
as you can see here
but that too doesn't work.

I mean, I like gaudy and that is half the point here -
the fire-burnt-neck
and the seventies gaudiness of the body
I know, I'm
very deep.

But it looks rubbish
even by my standards.

Anyway, I have a Plan C now, so later I'll try and sort that out.



Speaking of the pimpy one, I've decided against the sustainer as it doesn't really fit with what I want to do with this guitar. I'm thinking funk or vague jazziness, and that doesn't feel right.
It is going to be a pair of P100s then
with maybe something a little extra if I have the time.

Nice to improvise a tad
here
and over
there.

So there we are, less than I wanted, but can't be helped.

Monday, 15 March 2010

Sophie-is-a-coming..

Well, one more bratski at home than planned today, but I managed to have a good crack at building something for once, and the end result is that I have five - that's FIVE - Sophie's Filthy Boots fuzz boxes gubbins built, tested and ready to install in whatever they end up going into.

I'm pretty chuffed with that, and a couple at least will end-up in the tins I was on about the other week. maybe something Sex Pistols like, and maybe The Stones tin. I dunno.

I also want something a little more Jooky, and there is an old Senior Service tin I like that may join the cheeky throng.

All in all then, a productive morning. And if the postie ever deigns to show up with the gold velvet stuff, I might even manage to get a scratchplate together for the Pretty in Pimp One.

For the hundreds - OK two - people who have been asking then, you should be able to grab a piece of Sophie for your very ownsome later this week..

p.s. No, this photo has nowt to do with this post, that Sophie isn't even wearing boots - pah.

Thursday, 11 March 2010

Rough Finishing, For Your Pleasure

I have spent a pleasant few hours over the last couple of days, burning a guitar neck with matches.

And, it has to be said, my fingers.

Odd behaviour?

Well maybe, but it is for the Pretty In Pimped One.
It is all about Revolution, baby, I wanted the neck to show signs of riot and Molotov's cocktails. I wanted it scorched and so it is.

Anyway, this has taken days to do it right, just how I wanted it, but I got there and it has been set in place by six or seven coats of lacquer - it is setting now and after loads of care and attention to detail, what with the staining and sanding before..it now very much looks as though it has been through hard times.

Not a relic, something different to that which will contrast with the velvet body and generally tell a story for itself.

I thought I had better mention this as it probably explains a wider point about all of the Jooky stuff we're doing. I figured that I should probably explain this somewhere, as it is basically the 'core guiding principal' to this whole Jookiness of Being.

Our 'Brand Values' and any other bobbins name you want to describe what-we-are-about.


But where to start...? 

Thinking about it, it is probably easier to spot on the amps - old cigarette and cigar boxes, bit rusty around the edges - very nice and Mojo-filled, if you'll excuse the lapse into cliche-ridden-verbiage.


But on the guitars we are planning to make, it might be a bit more difficult.

You see the whole idea is to take second-hand bits, whatever they are - guitar parts or old tin cans - and turn them into something usefully cool and sometimes groovy.


Not because we want to be recyclers to the stars,
more out of an arty-up-our-own-bums kind of conceptual way.


That is why there is only going to be one of anything,
and everything can be  
displayed  
as easily as  
played.


Don't get me wrong, we want people to play them
and buy them - which is why we are keeping the prices very-un-boutique-like and cheap.

But that is money and not my point.

So for instance, looking at the Paisley One. It looks quite home-made, and the finish is quite rough. The odd screw is missing, the scratchplate is slightly raised and the cloth is runkled around the edges somewhat.

Rough finished, I call it and that is what I mean.

You see, like the Pretty in Pimped One, we took a lot of time making the Paisley One look quite that dishevelled. And if you think that is a cop out, I think looking at the care we take elsewhere with the guitar would prove you wrong.


The guitar itself is ‘rough finished’, but it was all planned and the bits that really matter have the care needed.

What we mean by that, is that it is intended to be serviceable, and work correctly, but that we deliberately aim for a home-made feel.

For example, we have no logo on the headstock, and the name of the guitar is simply written with a marker pen and then burned into the wood using a pyrography tool.

If you lift the scratchplate, you will see that the electronics for the ‘Fuzz’ circuits are contained in an Old England’s Glory matchbox.

Similarly, the scratchplate is fixed with screws but lifts slightly at the top and bridge ends. The four neck ‘bolts’ are fixed but not completely level. And of course the cloth that covers the body and scratchplate don’t have a pristine finish around the edges.

On the flip-side, the guitar has been fully shielded and star-grounded, the cloth has had fourteen treatments to turn it pliable, and then six coats of clearcoat and the neck has been sanded and stained. The Suhr shape to the headstock however, is pure chance – that is just how it arrived.

In summary the Jookiness is deliberate, and by design.

It's art baby, but you can play a nice tune too.

I'm not on a high horse
just figured
it would be better
said.

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Elsewhere, I have a tender tear in my eye.

Not quite sure where to stand or what to do.

It is a sad day
when they stretch their wings..

One of the kids is leaving home
when the courier arrives.

Obviously, I made sure she was wrapped up well.
They grow, so very quick.