Well, do second degree burns and an array of poorly-ill bratskis slow the turn of the Jooky globe so that nowt and nada gets done for weeks on end?
Yes, yes they do, and so there isn't a lot to report, and therefore I, well, I haven't.
I did miss you though.
Yes, you, not the others, just you.
However, time waits for no deluded-demi-tasse and as I am a leetle bored I thought I'd welcome myself back with a spesh offer.
So for a small short time only if you fancy any of my beautiful Strappado Guitar Bodies, you can have one of them for a quite silly £149 delivered to your UK-based door. Simple as that, and then just make yourself something cool, all to your very own tasties.
£149. How daft is that - just pick one from Here and then Click on the Big Yellow Button and let me know which one you wanted in the first place.
La la laaaa
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