Monday 3 October 2011

If it wasn't for Bad Luck...

Well, all excited I get up this morning ready to do a bit of Jookying after a few days of non-eventedness, and there I am.

Shiny new pickup for The Porn Shop One in hand.

Soldering iron nicely warmed up.

Everything looking cool and groovy and
      now I'm sitting comfortably,
            I begin.

Two minutes and it is all over.

(Why does that ring a bell?)

Not only have I managed to burn right thru the pickup connecting wire, but I've also turned the existing wiring in the lovely rusty body into a single glob of melted putridness.

How, you might ask?

Well, I took my eye off the ball - answered the fone and left the soldering iron, precariously sitting in it's stand, not for a moment imagining that it would topple over and into the guitar.

Which it did.

With hilarious consequences.

So, I start again.

At least the wood wasn't set alight, I guess.

So that was at 9.05am. Great start.

Needing a bit of therapy, I thought I'd polish some frets on a neck I've been practising on. So fretboard guard in place, wire wool in hand I begin.

First few frets look great, but the next one is clearly a bit on the sharp side as I realise when I see that the fretboard is developing a somewhat claret hue. And my finger is trickling blood all over it.

That was 9.30am.

Luckily I had a large Mr Bump plaster left.

No stitches required, I don't think.


Hot, sweet tea and a couple of crumpets later, I figure that maybe I'll leave those for today and do something completely different.

I got the lovely parquet Tele body for The Floored Genius One, and marked where I need to drill the holes in it.

That went OK.

Next I reached for my Ye Olde Handraulic Drill and...

Then I thought that maybe that wasn't a good idea either.

I'd probably kneecap meself.

Asking for trouble.

Instead then, by 10.30am the Jooky day is over and I'm going to go and visit a gallery or walk along the sea front or something.

Sometimes you just have to take the hint, don't you?

1 comment:

Chris Gorman said...

Sometimes the universe has it in for you, dude! When the planets align, though, the guitar gods smile upon us, and as a wise man once said: good things come to those who wait!