The Jooky Guitar Emporium

Well, I've only just noticed Chris' cool comments about The Porn Shop One, so I think I can crawl out of the fallout shelter and b...

Well, having been in a girly strop for the last couple of days, I figured I should get my bloodied finger out and do something useful. ...

Big Shiny Knob Well, as today was destined, and has in fact proven, to be a bit of a non-event in Jooky terms, I thought I'd distrac...

The Drip Dry One P90 plus '70s DiMarzio Super Distortion fun and, err, no bridge. Hmmm... Well, I never got the Old Burny One finish...

Well, since things are calming down - for my benefit if not yours - I thought I'd do one of my world famous updates on the state-of-the-...

Well, I never managed to wire up The Old Burny One today, too many other things to do like swear at couriers and try and buy slide whistles,...

Free to a Good Home Sort of... I said the other day that I really didn't know what to do with The Bye Bye Buy One, but probably wasn...

Well, the last few weeks - despite my expectations - have gone quite well in Jooky terms, and I've managed to pick off a few guitars. Wh...

I Could Be Yours Well, well and quite well in truth, it seems we have three guitars for sale, something that has happened only once befo...

An impressionistically drugged up front Actually, there wasn't much progress at all as it happens. I lacquered and generally messed ...

Step 1: Find a girl you love Well, I thought I was there with The Moulin Rouge One, and then I noticed that the pickup ring was broken....